Extra Dirty, Please Canvas Print

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About This Art

Put bluntly, your kitchen can carry more red than it thinks. Three green olives on a cocktail pick, a hand-lettered 'Extra Dirty, Please', and a red-and-cream gingham border that does most of the heavy lifting.

Hang it and the room loosens up. Mornings get a wink, evenings get a punchline, and the bar cart suddenly has a point of view.

Works above a drinks trolley, beside open shelving, in a galley kitchen between cupboards, or in a dining nook where people actually sit and talk. Portrait shape, so it slots neatly into narrower walls.

Pair with painted cabinets, brass tap fittings, gingham tea towels, stoneware in cream and red, and clear glass barware.

Probably not the print for a serious, monastic minimalist kitchen — it wants to be the joke in the room. Stretched over a wooden frame and ready to hang, with a soft matte finish.

About Our Canvas Prints

Stunning on its own or frame it for impact
Printed on durable poly-cotton canvas with a smooth matte finish, hand-stretched over solid FSC-certified wood. Hang it unframed for modern minimalism, or choose our real wood frame for a refined, gallery-worthy finish.

Your design stays intact
We wrap the edges with a mirrored version of your image so the front stays exactly as intended, with zero cropping or stretching.

Gallery-quality printing
Ultra-fine giclée printing for sharp details and rich colour that lasts.

Sustainably made
FSC-certified wood, eco-conscious inks, crafted to order.

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Your artwork is made locally in the UK, US, EU or AU to keep shipping quick, emissions low, and customs surprises off the table.

Packed with care, built to last
Every piece is safely packaged to arrive in perfect condition. If something’s not right, we’ll send a free replacement — fast and fuss-free.

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“Arrived framed and perfect. Took 2 minutes to hang and now my bedroom actually feels done.”

- SARAH H.

“I'd been staring at a blank wall for months. This was the easiest way to finally make it feel like mine.”

- JESSICA A.

“The art completely changed my living room... went from feeling like a rental to actually mine. Friends keep asking where I got it.”

- JUDI B.

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From sizing to framing and print quality, Fab's art experts break it all down—so you can find the right art for your space.

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Are Fab canvas prints good quality?

Absolutely. We use museum-grade canvas (the same stuff galleries use) stretched over solid wood frames. The canvas is thick enough that you can't see through it, and we wrap the print around the edges so there's no white border it looks finished from every angle.

When people see it on your wall, they'll assume you bought it at a gallery, not online.

Does it come ready to hang? Is it available framed?

Yes to both. Every canvas comes stretched over solid wood and ready to hang - hardware's already on the back, just hang it up.

You can choose unframed (modern, minimalist look - the print wraps around the edges) or add our real wood frame for a more polished, gallery finish. Either way, it's ready to go straight on your wall. No assembly, no extra trips to the frame shop.

How do I know what size will actually work in my space?

Here's the rule of thumb: your canvas should take up about 2/3 to 3/4 of the width of your furniture (like a sofa or bed). So if your couch is 180cm, you want something around 100-120cm wide.

Too small of a canvas looks lost on the wall. Too big overwhelms the room. If you're between sizes, go bigger it's almost always better to have impact than to have something that disappears.

Still not sure? Contact our team with a photo of your space and we'll tell you exactly what size will work.

What's your return policy?

If it shows up and you're not happy with it, you have 99 days to return it for a full refund—no questions asked.

We've been doing this long enough to know that sometimes a piece just doesn't work in your space, and that's fine. Just email us and we'll sort it out.

Is the red border very dominant, or does the cream centre carry the print?

The cream centre is the largest area by far, and the olives sit calmly in the middle. The red gingham border frames it without taking over, so the print reads as warm and graphic rather than red-heavy from across the room.

Will this clash with a kitchen that already has red or green accents?

Usually it pulls those accents together rather than fighting them. If your kitchen already has red tiles, a red Smeg, or strong green cabinets, the print tends to look intentional. It's pastel-led palettes and very cool greys where it can feel out of step.

Is the 'Extra Dirty, Please' lettering easy to read from across a room?

Up close it reads clearly. From across a normal kitchen it reads as a hand-lettered line — recognisable as a phrase rather than every word legible. That tends to work in its favour, since the joke lands without the wall shouting it.