Take a Seat Sweet Cheeks Canvas Print

Three things it does fast: ground cream lettering, sharpen brass fittings, wake the downstairs loo. The bold serif type reads 'take a seat sweet cheeks.' on a near-black background — confident, dry, and very hard to scroll past on a wall.

On the wall, the room shifts. Dark walls feel deliberate rather than gloomy. Pale tiles get a focal point. Guests notice it, smile, and move on — which is exactly the job of a good loo print.

Hang it eye-level above the cistern, beside a mirror, or on the wall opposite the door so it's the first thing people see. Works on its own. Works in a small stack of two.

Pair it with black or brass taps, painted panelling, a marble or stone basin, and woven baskets. Linen hand towels and a small plant keep it warm rather than cold.

Skip it if you want a serene, spa-quiet bathroom — this print is here for a chuckle, not a meditation. Stretched over a wooden frame and ready to hang.

Stunning on its own or frame it for impact
Printed on durable poly-cotton canvas with a smooth matte finish, hand-stretched over solid FSC-certified wood. Hang it unframed for modern minimalism, or choose our real wood frame for a refined, gallery-worthy finish.

Your design stays intact
We wrap the edges with a mirrored version of your image so the front stays exactly as intended, with zero cropping or stretching.

Gallery-quality printing
Ultra-fine giclée printing for sharp details and rich colour that lasts.

Sustainably made
FSC-certified wood, eco-conscious inks, crafted to order.

Made to order, produced locally
Your artwork is individually produced after your order is placed and made locally within the EU.

This allows for shorter delivery routes, faster shipping and a lower environmental impact, with no unexpected customs fees.

Carefully packaged
Every artwork is packaged with great care to ensure it arrives safely and in perfect condition.

If your order arrives damaged or defective, we’ll take care of it quickly and work with you on an appropriate solution.

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